Tuesday, May 27, 2008

All About the Boob (Mainly For OJ)

I got a funny comment from the Other Jennifer on my "Three Years of Landon" post and I just had to reply to it. First of all, I have no idea how even the illusion of my having boobs appeared in those photos...I am so flattered that you could possibly even detect a hint of "boobage" without a magnifying glass--I think you're either being nice or sarcastic--LOL! Or maybe I just need to hold Landon more often so that I can squish the twins together and make them look like a normal person's chest? I'd also like to take this grand opportunity to add that I think I'm the only person in the world who A.) Got pregnant and gave birth, barely gaining a cup size and then B.) Breastfed the little munchkin a very controversial amount of time before ending up with LESS boobage than she started out with--Whaaaaaat??!! I deserve at least a little consolation prize from the Big Guy for all of that love and dedication (read: leaking and swelling). It's an outrage! My little sister parades around with something like double F's (not joking) and I, at twenty-eight years of age, barely even need to wear a dang bra. HMPH!! Ah well...Can't win 'em all!

I will leave you all (All three of you who have dared to stick with me past the title) with a lovely new Landon story that (very sadly) fits in with this subject:

This weekend, I was taking engagement pictures of my sister and her fiance at a very busy park (note that I said "very busy"--Everyone and their brother hangs out there on the weekends) right in the middle of downtown. (Sharon, back me up here--people everywhere). I was holding my darling, precious, innocent little boy when--POOF!--out of the blue, he pulled my shirt (AND MY BRA!!) right down and exposed my wobbly bits to everyone with in viewing range. Let us hope that none of them had OJ's x-ray vision or a magnifying glass with them that night. *sigh*

7 comments:

Stacey said...

I just snerked water into my nose... NAUGHTY CHILD.

Photog-Mama said...

FUNNAY...too funnay!

Did someone get a picture???

Tripple FF! HAHA!

Sharon said...

Ha!!! And to back you-YES, that's a BUSY area!! That's great.
So where's the picture? ;)

Anita said...

Was this payback for what happened to Nancy at your wedding reception?! ;-)

Jennifer said...

Anita--Woman, you are BRILLIANT! I totally forgot that happened (evil laugh here...). Now I just wish I had a scanner so I could post that pic on my blog---ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is so hilarious! I would almost not believe it happened if you and Ryan had not been there to document it for me! Ha ha ha ha!

Andrea said...

LOL!!!!!! Hilarious. Big Boobs are over rated.

Crystal said...

omgosh, thats funny Jen!