Landon: "Mom, let's play Orange Seller." (I was eating an orange--He wanted it.)
Me: "How do you play Orange Seller?"
Landon: "You sell my Pterodactyl your orange."
Me: "Okay, Mr. Pterodactyl, this orange costs $3.56 per slice"
Landon: (Waving his Pterodactyl in front of the fruit) "Hmmm...Ummmmmm, no I don't think I'm going to buy that orange. That's too 'spensive." (very matter-of-fact)
Then he just walked away.